catalogue of weird dreams i've had over time. many of these will be nsfw or disturbing in other ways lol
july
"i dreamt that i was on some kind of group field trip where we stayed in hotel rooms in pairs, and i ended up sharing a room with rudolf. except we were newly dating and i was afraid she'd discover how much of a weird pain in the ass i am"
"had a dream that nice nature got a really dedicated and competent trainer who would NOT give up, kept trying new things and working even harder to get her that first G1 win. and she still couldn't get higher than 2nd place. after yet another race like that, she burst into tears and was like "i'm retiring. i'm giving up. i'm thinking about going back home to my family." because the fact that her trainer was working so hard and she herself had put in so much effort made the losses so crushing she couldn't take it. so in a weird way the trainer's effort had the opposite effect? it became extra painful pressure.
after that it switched to these guys in top hats and 1800s fashion going bar hopping"
"i had this really long dream about living in this old, run-down town with this girl who was apparently my childhood friend. or more like i was dropped into this existing person's body/life and had to pretend to be her. but anyway. childhood friend girl and me had this requited unrequited yuri thing going on and a lot of romantic and sexual tension.
and we walked through town and she took me to this pizza place her friend's (our friend's?) family owned and i ate some really delicious pasta courtesy of her mom. and i think it was the middle of summer so we stayed out til nighttime when it started to cool off. very normal slice of life-ish
earlier in the dream we were at school together and she helped me out (covered for me, helped me avoid a mean girl, etc) and we ditched class together to just hang out and vaguely flirt"
june
"i dreamt that news came out that kami (wakabayashi naomi) and eririn (nakamura eriko) were having an affair with each other??? and it totally blindsided me as an idiot gachikoi lesbo (for kami) (sorry)"
may
"dreamt that i got a job in japan where i was like, carving up bodies with knives ? i shared a workstation with a bunch of people and we were all just routinely handling butchers knives and a fuckton of blood. and this job was 1. covert/secret and 2. Super Mega Illegal, and if i got found out i knew id be banned from the country forever. but i really really needed the money. a grouchy older woman ran it and she was very strict about how our time was spent, and keeping proper technique. it was actually a whole genre of job (under the generic name "cleaning"), and places would advertise for it with specific but vague keywords, so if you knew you knew. also i think they provided emergency supplies if our sketchy apartment room ever got raided, and it was like fast acting poison in edible/pill form (suicide)"
march
"i dreamt that i met (friend) at a buffet and, while i was busy looking at all the delicious food, i left my plate behind somewhere (with delicious chicken on it). and their policy was that if you leave it somewhere it's not their problem and you forfeit your food. so then i was hungry and sad"
"i dreamt that i was walking back to (friend's) apartment, it was early evening and the air was cool and refreshing. but i made a wrong turn somewhere and i tried to fix it but wound up walking in circles (and feeling really self conscious like someone was going to notice me being the idiot lost foreigner). then i remembered i can teleport((????) and so i did and it worked + i made it to the apartment (and then the dream ended).
the teleporting was like. i had to close my eyes and focus on Me (my body/soul/existence) while filtering out the world around me. like detach myself mentally from the random street i was on and replace it with where i wanted to be
and it could fail if i screwed it up"
february
"had a dream tama was performing at a mall? and i happened to be walking by, and took my time so i could look at her with the utmost affection for longer. it was some kind of rock thing and she sounded REALLY cool, and afterward there was this deafening fangirl scream (i joined in)
after that it switched to a scene of ogutama talking with their trainers. apparently they'd been given some kind of device to measure heartrate etc while they ran together one evening, and the data afterward was full of weird spikes and the trainers were like wtf. and tama had to explain (extremely embarrassed) that they were alone together so they did the kinds of things you'd expect two people dating to do (implied to be kissing and ichaicha stuff). and oguri next to her has the usual blank face (mild blush) and is nodding enthusiastically. and the trainers were like oh, yeah, no wonder (knew they were dating).
i woke up with my heart beating faster and a happiness chemical hit to my brain."
"i was in the pouring rain trying to carry all this stuff (no bag, just hands full of Objects) when (friend) pulls up in a car? and i'm like completely exhausted and grateful, and we go back to (friend)'s place. although when i actually got into the car it looked like one of those kid-sized shopping cart cars"
"i slept and had a dream i was going to some like.. adults only beach party (also women only?) and rudo and speed would both be there. and i was trying to be chill about it with no ulterior motives but it wound up being some kind of unofficial orgy. never got to the sex part though unfortunately"
january
"i had a dream earlier that i was playing some game to see ogutama? but inadvertently set some secret event flag that filled the room with vtubers talking to each other as this Fun Easter Egg and i got so pissed off"
december
"i had a dream that i was watching some anime and trying to understand the dialogue but it didn't sound like japanese and i couldn't figure out wtf it was. and then i realized it was english"
"i dreamt of a nanofate doujin where, due to some weird bullshit, fate was her adult strikers self but nanoha was the old 9yo loli version, and it was nanoha seducing and dubconning her"
"i dreamt about a game that doesn't exist. it was framed as this niche kusoge that had a port from argentina that actually fixed the issues and made it a decent game (but very few people have heard of that version). it had nothing to do with kirby but was titled "kirby and the concrete jungle".
the best way i can describe it is if yume nikki were a first person platformer (which is also how i described it in the dream). the whole game was jumping around and running through weird endless hallways that didn't make sense, with colorful patterns etc all over. sometimes there'd be trap doors you'd fall through. as far as i could tell there was no conclusion or clear storyline beyond the disorienting surrealism. the graphics were all like low-poly 3D. still looked cool enough that dream me was like "i wanna play it""
"i dreamt that a female friend was like "if you don't like how alcohol tastes, you can just ride the bottle. that's what i used to do." and then it became a sex dream. she wasn't wearing anything underneath her dress. bold move"
november
"i had a dream that i was talking with this old guy who ran a shop that sold like, erotic novels? and i was just wholeheartedly explaining why self-indulgent porn is actually the most sincere form of art"
"had a dream i was helping my mother with her umamusume account (???) because she was having a hard time doing training runs. but whenever i went to the scenario select it instead gave me like, misc daily races? so im trying and failing to navigate the UI and inadvertently getting her lots of support points. and then im like. wait, why is the UI in jp in the first place? so i dig into the settings and find her account age, which was... some date in 2020. and im like oh that's why, this account is just too old. so congrats to my mom for playing uma before it even released"
"i dreamt that for some reason(??) i had to pretend to be a middle schooler (despite being 27 years old). and i wound up at this party where this adult man who worked at the school i was going to was also there, and he was chatting and getting along well with everyone including me, and... ended up being a predator who tried to sexually assault me. he assumed i was a vulnerable naive 13yo but obviously being an adult i could tell what was up and resisted + escaped, and wound up exposing this crime to the rest of the people at the party. although he stole some stuff of mine so i still lost in the end.
after the party i wound up staying at the home of this aunt that doesn't actually exist, but in the dream we were really close (she was older than me but not Old). and i guess she took advantage of the circumstances and started to feel me up etc but stopped just shy of actually Doing anything. and dream me was so disappointed. enlightening to know that if a man preys on me it's disgusting, but if a woman preys on me it's kinky. thanks brain"
october
"i dreamt that i had putinP's phone number and i was telling him he needed even more pro-wrestling references in his songs (it's a big hobby of his) (i don't know shit about it)"
"i had a weird dream that some girl was watching me undress and started making fun of my thighs. it wasn't in a horny way, it was like in a mean girl way. and i was just confused because like, 1. why the fuck are you watching me undress, and 2. your insults suck"
september
"i had a dream that noriko from gf kari had card text i didn't know about where she basically admitted to being a lesbian, and i was going crazy and trying to dig for more info but my searches were full of irrelevant shit"
july
"i had a dream that dynasty scans (yuri website) started posting photos of my cat (serena)"
may
"i had a dream that dream c club was getting attention online as a controversial problematic game. like people were getting callouts for condoning it"
"i had a dream that someone (i forget who, but it was a girl) was trying to get ace pregnant. and a different one where i went to jail for... traffic crimes? even though i don't own a car?? and i had to give up my bra because it wasn't allowed. also for some reason it was located on the street where i grew up in NJ"
march
"i had the weirdest dream about hayate and nagi after the end of hng (so dating, living together, 19/16yo) where hayate somehow gets boobs and a pussy (not futa) and is trying to hide it from nagi and she's upset because she thinks it's like a Relationship Issue but then she walks in on her boyfriend with huge tits"
february
"i had a dream that i met my inner ojisan, and then i disemboweled him. i remember after i removed everything from his body i saw him just. Die. and then regret immediately sank in and i felt very sad"
january
"in the dream there was a well documented hidden mode to classic imas games called Deep Idolm@ster. basically it was a much harder difficulty you had to unlock, and it added more stats to juggle but also a much more detailed system for song vocals. in general there was a lot of original content exclusive to Deep mode, and each girl got a new personal song in it (which were released on CD afterward, but it was a limited comiket thing so extremely hard to find).
each girl also got different versions/flavors of her voice, which reflected a Deep mode feature where you would specialize her image etc. so like you could produce miki and go all in with cool, powerful vocals (eg relations) or emphasize her cuteness (eg furufuru future) and these were distinct types with names (like Serious and Sweet). so for the Deep mode original songs they'd have 2-3 versions for each girl in each of her types. it was really cool, kind of like vocaloid append banks in concept"
"i dreamt that there was a well known imas webcomic called "underground", and it was super long running and respected. the whole thing was documented on project-imas wiki. it was kind of edgy and dark? and also aikatsu characters were mixed in and formed units with the 765AS girls. they even had songs and covers"
"i had a dream i wanted to join some uma discord server but the rules had two separate "especially female fans of rudolf" notes (like the person had some terrible experience with a rudo fan) and i was like wtf"
"i slept all day and dreamt that rudo and opera filmed a sex tape together. there was one part where rudo bottomed and it was sexy as hell"
december
"i had a dream i was playing an online game and killed another player and immediately this vehicle hovered over and a guy from the moderation team in a polo and khakis told me, sorry, you have to go to hell now. and he teleported me to some kind of courthouse where i had to fill out these forms explaining why i acted that way. and i was like "well actually it was in self defense because the other guy wanted to kill ME" and drew them a picture of the culprit which apparently looked like Kitasan Black (girl). and once i handed it in i had to wait for hell's polys and textures to load and it was taking a really long time"
"i keep mistaking dreams and reality, so while i was asleep today i dreamt that i was talking casually with my brother about something and he walked away, so i called out to him "hey can i ask you one more thing" but actually said that in real life and woke up to him opening my door and asking me what's wrong.
i also dreamt that i was on freaksonly and saw that i posted something like "women unattire me please" (i remember "unattire") and was like wtf when did i post this. it says ten minutes ago but i have no memory of this, who??" possessed by a horny ghost"
"i woke up from a weird dream that felt real where someone was making a hitler pun(?????????) so i immediately said, to a dark empty room "frankenfascist!""
"i had a dream that shakur and tap were dating but decided to break up, and it was like. "you love (fine) too much right? i knew that from the start." "wtf you did? why did you even date me" "easy: you aren't my #1 either.""
"i've been having this recurring nightmare theme since i was a kid where a stranger is watching me or talking to me from outside my bedroom window. it's always my childhood house. this one i would repeatedly "fall asleep" inside the dream and wake up abruptly because someone was outside. and i wanted to scream but my voice wouldn't come out, and if i tried to escape either 1. i'd still be surrounded by open windows or 2. i'd "wake up" back in that bed again as if i'd never moved at all"
november
"had a dream i was watching two guys (both soon to be married to women) compete in some stunt for money, but they were longtime friends and the one guy was super worried about the other ("are you okay? sure you can do this?") which ended up with him giving an accidental love confession on live TV, getting rejected, and also dumped by his now ex-fiancee. thanks for the yaoi i guess (this also disqualified him from the prize so the other guy won the money by default)"
"i had a dream that kris s ran a food stand. i was helping her cook, potatoes iirc. i think there were carrots and meat too, like a stew thing. also she offered me grape juice but i couldn't drink it because it was unsweetened and tasted like dry wine"
"basically we had to go on a trip at night for some reason (and the night never ended) but every single house we drove by had letters on it. like the entire alphabet or foreign language symbols or punctuation, just plastered as decoration on every single house. it freaked me out, like, within the dream, i couldn't look outside the car because it scared me too much. it felt very real, so it fucked with my sense of reality i think. and made me terrified that either i was going crazy or something had gone very wrong with the world"
october
"i had a dream that i was going backwards through a really long narrow cave, and it was actually some kind of elaborate art piece with sculpted rock meant to look like artistic renditions of lesbian sex. and then i got to the end of the cave and realized 1. i had no room to move and 2. i couldn't breathe very well, so i breathed slowly to keep myself calm and managed to wriggle free"
"dreamt that i was doing one of those handdrawn fan MVs, and it was about tama set to this really depressing/edgy? song, but the entire MV she was carrying this giant tire on her back. it was a really well drawn tire too. i don't remember why. but. i was proud of the texture i got on it"
august
"i dreamt that i was arguing with somebody about whether the narrator in spongebob could be considered a character. my side was "yes" and i made a point of saying how early episodes must feature the narrator way more (episode quantity) than other now main characters like sandy or pearl"
july
"i dreamt that the star wars brand released a full length song for jar jar binks that was entirely in his native language, and i was talking about it here because it was "literally just denpa". and i think was even composed by I've Sound for some reason. there was an alternate version by cascada that used their singer's voice instead and it sounded like those officially licensed simlish versions of popular songs"
"i dreamt that everyone i cared about, close friends and family, were gathered in this building together because humanity was collectively dying. there was no way to prevent it, and people were dropping like flies every day, so we were spending our last few days together just waiting for it to hit. because it would. and it wasn't my own death i was scared of, but like, my friends and my mother and stuff. i could lose them any day and it was soul crushingly terrifying"
"i dreamt that there was like, one of those PSA illustration posters but it was about "don't sell anything too personal online! follow the tissue rule: if it's snot or sexual fluid, don't share it!""
"i dreamt about ichimizu last night for the first time in years, of hand drawn pics of them with effects set to music (like an ED)"
june
"i dreamt that i was really into shipping the two leads from monsters inc with each other and had all these preferences and headcanons"
"in the mid 2010s they released something called the Big 3DS, which had exclusive games to it including pokemon, and the way it worked was that you hooked up multiple normal 3DSs to each other. it was super dumb looking, like. five 3DSs connected to each other. it took up so much space on a table and it meant you couldn't use any ports for anything else. apparently it was also a pain in the ass to emulate properly because of these features and so nothing supported any of its games"
"i dreamt that there was some really stupid, dubiously accurate social justice discourse online and the poster was like "sirius symboli would agree with me""
"i dreamt that i'd lost my motor skills to do basic stuff like walk, climb stairs, etc where the sequence of "move this then that" short circuited my brain and i forgot everything.
i improvised by moving with my arms instead of my legs (hard to explain but i dragged myself by grabbing nearby railings, objects, etc) but it was embarrassing and scary and i kept being like, what if i have some horrible brain disease
and there was a woman who said she was my grandmother but she wasn't, and i didn't even recognize her in the dream, but my mother was there and acted like we were supposed to know her so i played along"
"i dreamt about terrifyingly big fireworks displays, a train that could go from the west coast US to eastern europe and had stops along the way (not including the entire atlantic ocean), an advertisement for a new ice cream at burger king with coconut in it, and realizing afterward that i left my sweater behind. also getting frustrated with my brother for being indecisive and changing his mind repeatedly on something that didn't matter"
may
"i slept all day and had a weird dream that i was back at (community) college but i couldn't find a vending machine. there was one but it wound up being a fridge disguised as a vending machine, and i didn't know how much to take or how to pay for it so i just left it. so i keep searching and i run into Gold Ship from Umamusume who tags along, and we wind up studying at this table together but apparently we didn't get proper permission? so she talks to them and pays(?) for the use of the table, and i clean up to leave, but for some reason i have luggage that's full of identical pairs of shoes and it's taking me forever. i keep apologizing for it. i'm able to leave eventually and i run into my (no longer alive irl) grandmother who is some important higher up at the school, and she talks to me on my way out (walking home)"
"i had a dream that there was some system that tracked what porn you got off and spent more time with etc, and it could calculate what was most likely to appeal to your tastes. and it told me that i was an ass person, which i was like wtf that's totally wrong. bullshit"
"i dreamt that there was a new 765AS game and it had a secret hidden scene with ritsumiki (ricchan on top!) sex"
"i had a dream that they did a gf kari x uma crossover and yae was a mare and i was gonna use her for the short CM"
"i dreamt that i was at this ? performance of a play and sitting in the audience but fell asleep before it even started and slept through the whole thing. when i woke up the room was dark and empty"
"i dreamt that there was this new gf kari game where it was like. the app but also irl pieces of clothing that the girls wore, and you would scan the code on the tag to unlock those girls in the app. and for some reason kaho from imas shiny colors was there but i couldn't unlock her.
my time playing was cut short because this guy arrived who.... was there for me to tutor him? and i was supposed to have already read this literature but i hadn't, so i was like im sorry i really can't help you. and in the first place i think you know far more than me. but while that was happening, the house got filled up with rowdy strangers drinking and being loud and watching sports, and the clothes i was about to scan before got lost in the crowd.
i wind up going on a field trip with some other people but we drive past a house with a kind of poorly drawn mural of makoto imas on the outside wall and i try to mark the address before i forget it.
and when we arrive i make an excuse to leave that building and walk back to see if i can find that house. but i wasn't able to make it there."
april
"we (me and family) were staying a night in this house where the windows and doors wouldn't lock, and it was in the woods or something? like a cabin i guess. and we hear a woman's singing voice from the other side of the window, but there's nobody there (and no footprints etc either). then it's night and everybody is asleep except for me (terrified) and my mother's voice calls out from the kitchen to my brother (sleeping next to me). he goes to get up but i stop him, because i knew our mother was sleeping in the same room as us. also there were strange clues in the phrasing. she called him by his childhood nickname even though he hates that now and she wouldn't"
"i dreamt that ACB were living together? i witnessed it in person (third party). also CB refused to wear a bra at home. i joined them for food and they made some absolutely killer microwave french fries. she was really physically clingy to A, which was cute. frequent hugs. burying her face in her shirt. there was also a separate part where i wasn't allowed to leave this classroom until i came up with and wrote down 5 headcanons each for 3 separate ships on a worksheet"
march
"i had a dream that the dynasty scans website got hijacked to redirect to malware and the owner was doxed and revealed to live in maine"
"i dreamt that i wrote songs and made short sample mp3s of them inspired by different 765AS duos, and did some weird vocaloid config to make that resemble their voice quirks. one of them was just an I've song though. like not one that exists i think, but cliche levels of "KOTOKO probably sang this""
"it was this game where halfway through the point of view character would change, and how that went would depend on whether you were hostile or expressed hatred for that character in the earlier part or not. but it got especially weird because the original main character swapped bodies with a feral rodent. but the personality/soul inside that rodent was another person who had been trapped inside it, and was now having to pretend to be the original person. and you have to both help that person and somehow rescue the original character too. presumably there was some external plot reason that people were getting trapped in the bodies of rodents
oh maybe the point is that if the original main character was cruel, rescuing them becomes more complicated, because maybe it's just less stressful to let them stay a rat. divine punishment (turned into a rat)"
"oh one of my dreams was being on a really shittily constructed elevator that moved.... sideways? really fast? and i was wondering why it wasn't stopping because it'd been a while and then it just crashed into something and the impact snapped the walls and also broke my left leg"
"i had so many nsfw dreams. might be a new record. one of them was two girls fucking on a roller coaster. like girl B was totally exposed in public on this moving coaster and at the mercy of girl A's hands. do you think if you were on a terrifying coaster and also about to cum your heart would stop? i've been having more exhibitionism type dreams in general lately. girl in a normal location like a mall or theme park or whatever but her pussy is out"
"i dreamt that there was a gated neighborhood that was women only but with the rule that you could only wear bunny suits outside. men and clothing other than bunny suits were forbidden. when you moved in they gave you a complimentary bunny suit to wear. but you could also buy others"
february
"i dreamt that i was at some half-abandoned strip mall with a bunch of long closed stores and a completely empty parking lot, because the one remaining store was this place with . nikuman (which i've never eaten) that was supposed to be really tasty"
january
"i had a dream that an article was explaining how ryona is an integral part of every shounen and is traditionally centered in the story's pacing"
"just woke up (exhausted) after dreaming that i let a young girl relative (doesn't exist) have a plushie that was important to me as a child. i said it without thinking, just by reflex, because giving up something for someone who'd appreciate it more is a habit i've fallen into. usually it's food, but in this case by the time i realized what i said, it was too late to take it back. and then it became her plushie to do whatever she liked with. i lost any right to it
there was something else about a fan gathering of whatever series that plushie was from. but this would be the final event, because all the fans are adults now with their own busy lives. they'd skipped years because there wasn't high enough attendance for it to work. and i didn't know this was a thing at all until i heard secondhand about the final event. i lost something i didn't even know i had, i wasted it, and now im left feeling empty
also there was topaya sex"
"i dreamt that there was a horror game adaption of snakes and ladders where everybody that played it (especially into later levels) would struggle to remember parts because they'd pass out and have horrific nightmares while playing. and even seeing clips/screenshots from those parts could induce more nightmares"
"i dreamt that i was trying to figure out if there was a hex code i could use to trick a pokemon rom into thinking an empty party slot wasn't empty, and what it might put there"
"the other day i dreamt that there was some weird demonstration someone did on ayabe, but she's so unused to being touched that she got turned on. and then topro rescued her and they had sex. happy end"
"dreamt about ACBrudo as elementary schoolers in the same class. forgot about that. "where was siri?" strangely absent. my subconscious forgot siri exists. i did dream about rudosiri the other night though. they were at a dance (like dorowa) but separately and ami futami (imas) became their wingman and pushed them together."
"dreamt there was a new event type in umamusume (game) that was a branching story where you could directly flirt with the girl(s). and if you were femT (making it f/f) there was bonus content and story"
december
"i had a dream that i was wanted for various crimes and so i was on the run, but at some point my legs stopped working and i couldn't escape from the authorities (represented by a woman who was tbh really gorgeous). this is actually a recurring theme for me, i often dream about having to hide or disguise myself or constantly be running from the weight and fallout of some horrible crime i committed. sometimes my name itself will be on display and expose my true nature and reputation to what little friends/allies i'd had"
"speaking of imas, i had a dream last night that bamco did... some kind of collab project with imas that involved yuri, and i was shocked because they picked a handful of girls from AS (not the whole group) and included ricchan in that. she got some kind of special outfit and themed song...? about, uh, being a vampire who frequently uses math. actually isn't that just the count from sesame street"
"dreamt there was a fic(?) that was femT/rudo where femT had some kind of trauma around sex and tried to be normal about it but just froze up.
me: wow this is neat. really realistic, i appreciate the effort
femT trying her best to be normal about it and not be difficult or a burden and then just getting so overwhelmed she freezes up and forgets how to speak. would honestly make a good fic"
"ogutama surrounded by autumn leaves and in cozy warm clothing. oguri was eating.... something? (yakiimo?) in her hands, and it was very mundanely affectionate"
"i had a dream that i committed suicide and it was about the "afterward" where... i guess it was a second chance situation but i couldn't escape from myself and wasn't allowed to eat until some arbitrary decision had been made. i think i was left without shoes or any other clothing, so i was walking outside barefoot, and when i tried to follow someone else (also just died) to not be alone, i realized how different my situation was from theirs and felt more alone. by the end of the dream i was isolated from society and other human beings to the extent that i forgot what the world outside was ever like"
november
"i had a dream last night that noir (00s bee train anime) got really big online all of a sudden and i would just see people posting takes with a mireille icon"
"i had a dream there was some wiki page about gf kari in english that urged people to archive the game's content. it is eleven years old, that part isn't weird. what IS weird is the idea of eng speakers caring"
"i dreamt that uma had official piss kink content, and i was like wow that's a really weird choice for cygames. for this time it was someone unexpected who i'm not especially into, but the idea was that every girl got this and it was normal. and i was like, i'm not complaining but won't this hurt uma's reputation??"
october
"had a dream last night that cygames added arm hair to all the game models and i was like huh that's a weird choice, i wonder what their marketing team is thinking"
"i had a dream last night that i saw comic party (eroge from 1999)'s package edition for sale in a random store for $70, and i didn't have the money for it. tragic"
"had a dream last night that, for my birthday, someone got tap's seiyuu to show up and sing.... a jesse mccartney song? she did a great job and then afterward said the way the song was structured was mediocre and she didn't care for it"
"i had a dream recently that, within the dream, i woke up and found out i'd ordered uber eats in my sleep, but the order was fucked up and i woke up when the delivery guy was calling to be like "hey wtf does this mean" which. unfortunately isn't that out there for me, i've done weirder things irl. he cancelled the order for me i think and it was fine. but it was kind of scary because in the dream i was like "oh no i don't have the money for this""
"had a weird dream that imas seiyuu were protesting bamco being homophobic by kissing on stream live"
"i dreamt about an eroge that doesn't exist (as far as i know). 3D with a customizable girl, but instead of making her have sex, the game puts her through various scenarios involving shame, public humiliation, and exhibitionism. in the dream i was frustrated because i couldn't find the right shape of pubic hair. there was no sex, all the horny was within her being forcibly exposed and humiliated. crazy! this could be a new genre of eroge actually."
september
"i had a dream there was a new precure season with a theme of The Future but from a like, corny 1950s lens. the jetsons but it's magical girls"
"i dreamt about a bunch of teen girls who hated each other and provoked each other into violence. i was a bystander while this was going on, and they were using various furniture in the room to hurt each other. i was too terrified to speak"
"i slept today but at one point i dreamt that i was figuring out which horse girls would be good allies to trans people. for some reason. i think i've been online too much"
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